Everything bagel with a shmere of doucheTumblr (3.0; @douchebagel)http://douchebagel.com/<a href="http://www.patentlyo.com/patent/2008/08/guest-editorial.html">Patent Law Blog (Patently-O): Guest Editorial: Obama Put Forward Sound Priorities on Patents Last Year. McCain May (Finally) Get To It Soon.</a>http://douchebagel.com/post/44653189http://douchebagel.com/post/44653189Mon, 04 Aug 2008 07:51:20 -0400<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/eg7rb5W9Nc0acoupuY3fbaUD_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>John Kerry and John Edwards were such a good ticket<a href="http://www.blogsmithmedia.com/stadium.weblogsinc.com/tmz/images/2008/07/_0002_n1586130673_30444862_8187_full.jpg"></a>http://douchebagel.com/post/43959577http://douchebagel.com/post/43959577Tue, 29 Jul 2008 12:46:16 -0400<object width="400" height="334" classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000"><param name="movie" value="http://www2.funnyordie.com/public/flash/fodplayer.swf?96d0a705" /><param name="flashvars" value="key=fdfcaa87c1" /><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><embed width="400" height="334" flashvars="key=fdfcaa87c1" allowfullscreen="true" quality="high" src="http://www2.funnyordie.com/public/flash/fodplayer.swf?96d0a705" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"></embed></object><br/><br/><a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/fdfcaa87c1">SNL - Will Ferrell and the bird family from SNL_fan</a>http://douchebagel.com/post/43881373http://douchebagel.com/post/43881373Mon, 28 Jul 2008 22:10:25 -0400<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/VJPDSkmsr5E"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/VJPDSkmsr5E" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/>Impressive….http://douchebagel.com/post/43821714http://douchebagel.com/post/43821714Mon, 28 Jul 2008 11:31:39 -0400<a href="http://thefader.cachefly.net/workout.mp3">The New New Workout Plan</a>http://douchebagel.com/post/43816918http://douchebagel.com/post/43816918Mon, 28 Jul 2008 10:43:57 -0400<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/eg7rb5W9Nbsy96lk4BsLwUm0_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>1 day laterhttp://douchebagel.com/post/43387598http://douchebagel.com/post/43387598Thu, 24 Jul 2008 09:33:16 -0400<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/eg7rb5W9Nbrwz7p7FwsKpo6z_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>Cut uphttp://douchebagel.com/post/43306001http://douchebagel.com/post/43306001Wed, 23 Jul 2008 16:09:45 -0400<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/eg7rb5W9Nbhwssh8otJmaeON_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>I dont know what that chick is doing, but I have uninstalled loopt from my iphone after learning their CEO is the douche on the right<a href="http://cache.valleywag.com/assets/images/valleywag/2008/07/iJustine-vs-Loopt.jpg"></a>http://douchebagel.com/post/42498603http://douchebagel.com/post/42498603Wed, 16 Jul 2008 16:01:22 -0400<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/eg7rb5W9Nbhrww79msR7kcjE_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>No wonder MS withdrew its offer…they dont even know where to peehttp://douchebagel.com/post/42484837http://douchebagel.com/post/42484837Wed, 16 Jul 2008 13:44:35 -0400<a href="http://abc.go.com/player/?channel=117113">Hopkins on ABC is an excellent mini-series</a>http://douchebagel.com/post/42060820http://douchebagel.com/post/42060820Sun, 13 Jul 2008 00:50:39 -0400<object width="400" height="333"><param name="movie" value="http://videos.onsmash.com/e/WXCmLL5pkZhHbSLW" /><param name="allowFullscreen" value="true" /><embed src="http://videos.onsmash.com/e/WXCmLL5pkZhHbSLW" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="400" height="333"></embed></object><br/><br/><a href="http://videos.onsmash.com/v/WXCmLL5pkZhHbSLW">Nas - Sly Fox</a>http://douchebagel.com/post/41993911http://douchebagel.com/post/41993911Sat, 12 Jul 2008 08:59:43 -0400<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/eg7rb5W9Nb7j4ge4zyFVwYWN_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><a href="http://www.engadget.com/2008/07/03/anti-terrorist-drill-reveals-segway-attack-plan-legions-of-emba/">Anti-terrorist drill reveals Segway attack plan, legions of embarrassed patrolmen - Engadget</a>http://douchebagel.com/post/41607630http://douchebagel.com/post/41607630Wed, 09 Jul 2008 09:41:05 -0400“*R Kelly pulls up to Geno’s Steaks and prepares to make an order* “You want it wit’ whiz, or wit’ out.” *R Kelly’s eyes go wide.* “…With.””<br/><br/> - <em><a href="http://www.philly.com/philly/blogs/phillygossip/R_Kelly_and_his_spiritual_advisor_party_at_G_on_Saturday.html">R. Kelly and his spiritual advisor party at G on Saturday | Philadelphia Daily News | 07/07/2008</a></em>http://douchebagel.com/post/41350738http://douchebagel.com/post/41350738Mon, 07 Jul 2008 14:24:32 -0400<script src="http://flash.revver.com/player/1.0/player.js?mediaId:1014157;width:480;height:392" type="text/javascript"></script><br/><br/>Care of briansloanehttp://douchebagel.com/post/41326699http://douchebagel.com/post/41326699Mon, 07 Jul 2008 10:58:39 -0400<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/eg7rb5W9Nb1xg471icgGTRNs_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>Took this from the roof of my garage during July 4 fireworks over the Art Museum. 30 Second shutter, with 50mm lens.http://douchebagel.com/post/41088349http://douchebagel.com/post/41088349Sat, 05 Jul 2008 11:35:34 -0400<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/2TrkrSdyIHY"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/2TrkrSdyIHY" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><a href="http://newteevee.com/">Be Kanye<br/></a>http://douchebagel.com/post/40684819http://douchebagel.com/post/40684819Wed, 02 Jul 2008 08:52:08 -0400<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/k-JRLcPUOqk"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/k-JRLcPUOqk" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/>Wowhttp://douchebagel.com/post/40583202http://douchebagel.com/post/40583202Tue, 01 Jul 2008 14:15:41 -0400<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/eg7rb5W9Nauuxmtalst5b19N_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><a href="http://www.worthalaugh.com/2008/06/29/pleasing-15-women-in-one-day/">Pleasing 15 Women In One Day | WorthaLaugh.com</a>http://douchebagel.com/post/40436373http://douchebagel.com/post/40436373Mon, 30 Jun 2008 12:51:06 -0400“Tyson Homosexual was a blur in blue, sprinting 100 meters faster than anyone ever has.”<br/><br/> - <em><a href="http://scienceblogs.com/dispatches/2008/06/afas_searchreplace_function_wo.php">Dispatches from the Culture Wars: AFA’s Search/Replace Function Works Perfectly</a></em>http://douchebagel.com/post/40436202http://douchebagel.com/post/40436202Mon, 30 Jun 2008 12:49:53 -0400<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/eg7rb5W9Naoytbqww7b6I9pv_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><a href="http://www.wesh.com/health/16703739/detail.html">Its placenta Jesus!<br/></a>http://douchebagel.com/post/39922255http://douchebagel.com/post/39922255Thu, 26 Jun 2008 09:53:17 -0400